1. 14:27 28th Jul 2014

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    superbmarksman:

    i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

     
  2. 14:26

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    lizardslut:

    IM FUCKING CACKLING LMG

    (Source: gottagofast666)

     
  3. 14:24

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    Emily in Halloween episodes

    (Source: spobiez)

     
  4. 14:23

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    In February, we headed to LA to do some work on the album, which was absolutely crazy. It’s a different world out there though at one point I was worried I wasn’t even going to get into the country. All other guys went through passport control fine, then a woman stopped me, called over our tour manager Paul and said: “There’s a problem with him. He needs to go back.” They took me into a room and I thought they were going to keep me there for hours, but thankfully the women who came to talk to me knew who Simon Cowell was and knew I was a band. In the end i was interviewed for an hour about what I was doing there and why I was visiting America. It turned out that my name was flagged up as similar to that of someone they were looking for, so they were just being cautious. I got stopped at customs as well, but again I got through okay as the guy there was really nice.
    — 

    Zayn Malik, Dare to Dream

    In case you’re wondering, this is what racism and islamophobia look like

    (via giggleshrug)

     
  5. 14:22

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    kushdrinker:

    it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

     
  6. 14:21

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    dejacoendou:

    hey-doesnt-he-rap:

    chicken-nuggets-galore:

    Do twins have the same sized dick?

    now we’re asking the real questions

    As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

    (Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

     
  7. 14:21

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    rupsidaisy:

    pizzaforpresident:

    firemen:

    my follower count is my birth year

    did you know jesus personally?

    slam DUNKED

     
  8. 14:20

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    yanapieceofme:

    The three stages.

     
  9. 14:18

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    ruinedchildhood:

    Story of my life.

     
  10. 14:06

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    infinite:

    do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone