1. 14:27 28th Jul 2014

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    i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

  2. 14:26

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    (Source: gottagofast666)

  3. 14:24

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    Emily in Halloween episodes

    (Source: spobiez)

  4. 14:23

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    In February, we headed to LA to do some work on the album, which was absolutely crazy. It’s a different world out there though at one point I was worried I wasn’t even going to get into the country. All other guys went through passport control fine, then a woman stopped me, called over our tour manager Paul and said: “There’s a problem with him. He needs to go back.” They took me into a room and I thought they were going to keep me there for hours, but thankfully the women who came to talk to me knew who Simon Cowell was and knew I was a band. In the end i was interviewed for an hour about what I was doing there and why I was visiting America. It turned out that my name was flagged up as similar to that of someone they were looking for, so they were just being cautious. I got stopped at customs as well, but again I got through okay as the guy there was really nice.

    Zayn Malik, Dare to Dream

    In case you’re wondering, this is what racism and islamophobia look like

    (via giggleshrug)

  5. 14:22

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    it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

  6. 14:21

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    Do twins have the same sized dick?

    now we’re asking the real questions

    As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

    (Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

  7. 14:21

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    my follower count is my birth year

    did you know jesus personally?

    slam DUNKED

  8. 14:20

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    The three stages.

  9. 14:18

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    Story of my life.

  10. 14:06

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    do you ever just all of a sudden feel really alone